Hey guys.....
In the shower yesterday morning, this just came to me. But writing it took
and hour and a half.
Thinking about Gary's total disasters with monkeys, I was inspired to write
this.
This is a parody of the wonderful song "I Don't Like Mondays" by The Boomtown Rats. This will make much more sense if you've heard the song, and then you can sing along!
DISCLAIMER: I own neither the Early Edition characters, nor the song "I Don't Like Mondays"
SPOILERS: "Pinch Hitters" and "The Fourth Capathian"
Thanks to Char for her rhyming mind.
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I Don't Like Monkeys
by Becky Thomson
Tomorrow's paper on my step
Brings me another huge load
I'm going no-where else today
Cause I'm stuck all on my own
You've got to understand it
Do you really have to be told?
Can't you see the reasons?
There are many reasons
What reasons do you need to be shown?
To see why
I don't like monkeys
To see why
I don't like monkeys
To see why
I don't like monkeys
Those damn primates
Bring my day down
Mikey was a school mascot
He left the school one day
I had to save his butt
but the theatre was shut
the rescue got me stuck
on a high platform
20 feet high is where I lie
48 hours here makes me hate Mikey
Now do you see the reasons
Oh so many reasons
What reasons do you need oh need
To see why
I don't like monkeys
To see why
I don't like monkeys
To see why
I don't like monkeys
Those damn primates
Bring my day down
Down, down, they bring it all down
Oh the fire's stopped in the science lab now
I ended up with a monkey bite
The science guys stuck me in quarantine
Cause they think that the monkey is diseased
And now I might just die from it
If they can't stop it
But it's lucky the paper told me how
And you ask for reasons
Don't you see the reasons?
What reasons do you need now?
Now now, oh now?
To see why
I don't like monkeys
To see why
I don't like monkeys
To see why
I don't like
I don't like
I don't like monkeys
Oh, I don't like
I don't like
I don't like monkeys
To see why
I don't like monkeys
Those damn primates
Bring my day down
Email the author: phoebe_or_becks@hotmail.com
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